Jack Tretton says PS3 sales are "100% up" year on year! (even though last year it sold 9.5m PS3s and this year it plans to sell 10m. 10m is not 100% more than 9.5m, you imbecile) Jack Tretton says Sony will struggle to meet demand for PS3! (great excuse for not selling many of a thing). Jack Tretton says lots of other things that aren't particularly true when taken in context of what Sony has said before and figures that are publicly available.
The full lie-laden article with cunty-chops is here. It is being saved for aggressive future use, as is Jack Tretton's sphincter, when he gets made redundant as Sony's gaming division closes in 2010.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Each post .02% worse than the last. 16 PHOTOS OF THE GATWICK AIRPORT ARCADE PS3 LIE WATCH: AN UPDATE REGARDING UK SALES FIGURES SIZZLING CLIFFY B DESKTOP WALLPAPERS SONIC AND TAILS ADVERTISING "GO PHONE" AND ALL THE... MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKES ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00039 SOMETHING SEGA, BY SEGA, THAT SAYS SEGA ON IT MORE CHINESE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FUN
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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