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SIZZLING CLIFFY B DESKTOP WALLPAPERS
Cliffy B was in the UK! The man who has made the stupidest game ever is a pretty sensationally nice chap, even if he has risen to prominence thanks to making meatslabs shout "Holy shit" at each other over the sound of machine gun fire.

Here are some photos from his modelling portfolio, taken in a London hotel. It's incredible to see a man in the video game industry without (a) glasses, (b) a goatee beard or (c) clinical obesity.


The delectable Mr Clifford B

Now, we are not in possession of what you might call a "gaydar," but if we were, it'd be going off by ringing AND vibrating AND flashing bright red right now. That sham marriage of his is not fooling us.


The delectable Mr Clifford B

If we're not very much mistaken, he also has some "product" in his hair - another sensational video game industry first.


The delectable Mr Clifford B

That jumper's probably cashmere. At least $300. It almost certainly does not say "UNREAL II: THE AWAKENING" on the back of it in faded lettering.


The delectable Mr Clifford B

All Cliffy B fans, straight, gay and bi, need to check out his staggering appearance in the "Pets" video series. You will be AMAZED by a man who is both in the video game community AND totally at ease in the presence of women.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 12:37:00 pm