"Spotted in Carrefour, Dubai. Photos taken just before getting collar felt by an employee who then proceeded to try and flog me a 'Vii'. "All in Two!" "Cool Graphics" "Realistic Hero Game" but best of all "Unlimited hours of entertainment". UNLIMITED! I should have bought it, but was still a bit shaky from the collar-feeling incident. Still - the hedgehog looks familiar. All the best - Morgan."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA SATURN "IN STOCK" IN BULGARIA, SEGA-LIKE AIRP... ELECTRONIC ARTS CANCELS PS3 DEVELOPMENT OF RED ALE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00026 BREAKING: MAN HAS DREAMCAST LOGO ON CURTAINS PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: SONY CANCELS "THE GETAWAY 3" SEGA WORLD SYDNEY - PROMOTIONAL VIDEO Wii FAMILY TRAINING'S ODD SLIPPERS Wii FAMILY SKI FOOT FETISH SPECIAL POSSIBLY ONCE-COOL BAND ENDORSES SONIC ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00025
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.