A seemingly innocent "casual" gaming scene. Until you look closer. Until you look at the horrors lurking on their feet.
Mum is wearing special slippers.
The daughter is wearing the very same special slippers. Plus she has bruised calves that indicate either (a) an active outdoor lifestyle or (b) a violent physical relationship with an older man who likes to hold her upside-down by her ankles.
The boy's "shoes" are the oddest of the lot. It would appear they have drawn lines on his socks to create the illusion of him wearing the special sandals. What odd conspiracy have we uncovered here?
Dad got sandals. Do they come with the game?
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. Wii FAMILY SKI FOOT FETISH SPECIAL POSSIBLY ONCE-COOL BAND ENDORSES SONIC ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00025 ACTUAL EMAIL CONTACT FROM ULALA! PS3 LIE WATCH: MOTORSTORM PACIFIC RIFT ONE OF THESE OBJECTS IS AROUSING THE SEGA RALLY 3 LOGO AT 3840 x 2160 RESOLUTION RAGING AGAINST THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00024 EXCLUSIVE: SEGA EUROPE *CONFIRMS* EXISTENCE OF SAT...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.