UK:RESISTANCE: PSP POCKET POOL PORN

PSP POCKET POOL PORN

This will save Sony from its PSP hell! It's called Pocket Pool, which is (a) a new PSP pool game and (b) a euphamism for wanking:

PSP Pocket Pool Porn

Pocket Pool has a "provocative adult theme" which means you unlock photos of women as you play. Here are some more photos of the women in it. These are relevant to our 'remit' because they are from a game.

The photos have been taken by "the web's premier glamour photographer" who is a man called J. Stephen Hicks, apparently. Maybe the sequel will use Max Hardcore.

There's also 13 pool games to not know the rules of, like 9 ball, 8 ball, Rotation, Black Jack and, oh, one we know the rules of called Snooker.

There's also 20 video clips of these women to unlock and look at. That's it, really. Here are a few more photos:

Isn't that nice? It's out in January, by which time PSP might have sold another couple of hundred units thanks to Sony's incredible online marketing campaign that's really winning over the gaming community right now.