UK:RESISTANCE: LARA CROFT HANDLING A THICK TUBE OF MEAT

LARA CROFT HANDLING A THICK TUBE OF MEAT

Or a snake, as they're also known. Plus a few bonus ones of Lara Croft Model Karima Adebedidebidet from sexy angles as a sort of Easter gift. Just like the egg, the sperm also symbolises rebirth. So release some. Release some sperm for Jesus (but not while thinking of Jesus, as that's (a) gay and (b) against the law).

This one's a bit rude. You can see the bit where her leg turns into her bottom. Respect is due to the photographer for taking the risk of kneeling down to get it.

She's making eye contact with the kneeler. She's probably thinking "Oh god, he can see up my shorts. Some sad loser is going to post this on the internet."