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Does anyone else get THE MASSIVE HORN while watching a wet Lara Croft emerge from the water in Tomb Raider: Legend? She's got big tits, a big arse, strong arms and looks amazing when water is dribbling all down her hot body. We've actually considered having a wank over a video game, for the first time since Blaze flashed her knickers in Streets of Rage.

This makes us want to write erotic fan fiction:

Lara Croft Bukkake Porn (Google Rank +500)

See? Are you hot, baby? Does this do it for you too, honeykins? If you've recently considered having a wank over Lara Croft despite being nearly 33 years old, please get in touch. We can almost certainly be friends.

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