Another hour of watching men wearing their BEST t-shirts playing the best bits of their games while we sit here hoping something's going to crash.
Even our lives would look interesting if only the best two minutes of them were played on a big screen.
KILLER FEATURE: PSP Go is also a clock! If there's a digital option we'll be in there on Day One.
Joey Deacon and his interpretor have just announced... wait for it... Gran Turismo for PSP. It's nice that he can't make eye contact with the crowd through sheer embarrassment.
Apparently.
We're stopping now, as this is starting to look like an advert and the quality of the t-shirts has declined markedly.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. NINTENDO E3 2009 PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE BLOG MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES SEGA ACTIVATOR AN EMAIL FROM THAT WOMAN WITH ALL THE ULALA COSTUMES THE RICHARD JACQUES EFFECT EXPLAINED RICHARD JACQUES *IS* DOING THE SONIC RACING MUSIC!!! EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EHHHH-EVERY... WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - THE UK FRAG DOLLS A SONIC TIE AND A READER'S ATTEMPT AT FURRY FAN FI...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.