Here's a man BEING EXCITED to have bought what can only be described as a "product". He really looks like he actually is excited. Very well done.
He's also excited. Probably excited because the promo copies have just come in and he's glad he's not going to have to buy one with his own money. In fact, he's probably mentally working out that if he puts it on a three-day eBay auction he'll get around £35 for it by next Monday.
Would it be sexist in this day and age to suggest that she's the receptionist? No, she can't be the receptionist. Even motorbike couriers would be scared of initiating conversation with her and her prison tattoos.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIVE) WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" A MAN, A GURNING KIRSTY GALLAGHER AND TWO OTHER MEN UPDATE: TOP HALF OF KONNIE'S DRESS REVEALED! BREAKING: KONNIE *WAS* AT THE BAFTAS, DID A FUNNY ... THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR PHOTOS OF KONNIE HU... BAFTA PHOTOS THAT AREN'T OF KONNIE HUQ YET HOLDING PAGE FOR KONNIE HUQ BAFTA PHOTOS
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.