UK:RESISTANCE: "WE ARE PLAYSTATION"

"WE ARE PLAYSTATION"

Sony's had a new idea. It wants people to generate their own lifestyle photography of how much FUN it is playing PlayStation. Sony no doubt thinks this idea will "go viral" and be a smash.

It's here. You might want to spend a fun afternoon sending in photos of Japanese men in suits sobbing while looking at financial projections and composing redundancy letters.

This one is non-ironically titled "PlayStation PlayaZ 4-EVER". It sums up everything about why we are still FIGHTING and why we will NEVER STOP FIGHTING until the world has been CLEANSED.

A girl, not being very good. Or interested. Very PlayStation.

Achingly lifestyle. PlayStation isn't just for cocks, it's also for bored mums to stare at in mild confusion after a bottle and a half of wine. It's the new Nintendo Wii.

We're thinking of declaring war on all animals and the entire internet next. We wouldn't stand a chance, but would go down fighting, and if we could take down a few hundred smug cats with us it will be worth it.