"The Tails one is ridiculously scary, like some kind of orange Mumm-Ra. It's not even remotely funny how scary he is. He's so scary, he gets scarier every time I scroll up to check how scary he actually is. I don't know who the purple girl's supposed to be (sorry, but I pretty much stopped playing Sonic after Sonic 3 so I'm not good with the names of the new lot). Oh, and here's Pepsi Man + bulge(s)..."
"Found on this site while Googling for pictures of Westerners cosplaying for a Facebook rant group I'm doing against twats who get upset over 'crap' Western remakes of 'good' Oriental films" - Bilal.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC ATTEMPTS BRAVE "THUMBS UP" GESTURE SICK "BABY P" SIMULATOR PEDDLED BY NINTENDO AND THQ NEW T-SHIRT IDEA: "PSP INCINERATION LTD" DREAMCAST BAG TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS AND LIKE IT WILL BE INTERNAL SEGA COMMUNICATIONS - SOUL CALIBUR PANTS-... PLAYSTATION3 IS DOING REALLY WELL! SONIC THE POORLY-PHOTOSHOPPED HIP HOP HEDGEHOG
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.