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We must take issue with LUBEFREIGHT LTD's assertion that it's the leader in lubricant distribution. LUBEFREIGHT has clearly never looked through our curtains on a Friday evening.

If you are reading this, LUBEFREIGHT, please consider manufacturing some t-shirts. One that just says "LUBEFREIGHT" on it would be fine. We can recommend a good printer and would be prepared to go halves on costs, as we're pretty sure LUBEFREIGHT could become a huge brand on the gay clubbing scene AND the Dreamcast-logo-alike scene, making us t-shirt millionaires.


Alternatively, how about some SWARFEGA underpants

"Saw one of their tankers on the M62 this morning. Their logo resembles the dreamcast logo, hence the email" - Andy.