And here we were thinking that all UKR readers existed solely within the confines of bedsits in South Wales, where they obsess about female regional newsreaders and construct elaborate fantasy scenarios where they do something newsworthy - like save a child from a burning car - and get invited into the studio for an interview about their right place/right time heroics.

Then they meet the newsreader in the "green room" and become friends. They decide to go out after the show has "wrapped" and head off for a night on the town. Being a local celebrity, the female newsreader gets into all the coolest bars for free and most of her drinks are free as well. She gets very drunk and eventually consents to sex.

But that is not true. Some of you go abroad and do interesting things other than sitting there with your trousers open waiting for Meridian TV's Sarah Lockett to cross her legs.

This reader went to Bolivia, for example.




"I have photos of a 'Dreamcast 2' bed spread. Found in the jungle village of Rerrenabaque, Northern Bolivia, it features what is clearly blue skies and sunshine too! It is none other than a subliminal message from SEGA's Dreamcast 2 promotional squad. They get everywhere!"




"Unfortunately it wasn't particularly comfortable. But then it is hard to be comfortable in one of the most humid parts of the world, even without 1000 mosquito, tick and sandfly bites" - Alan.




This update is the companion piece to Alan's Bolivian Battery Special, as featured on upcoming metallurgy blog Idiot Toys. Alan has basically saved today from being even less interesting.