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Less than 24 hours into the job and we see our first PR disaster. She was clearly lured into it by a photographer innocently suggesting a few "action shots." Poor thing. So much to learn about our world.


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We believe the kids would say something along the lines of "WTF?"


CHEST MOLE! CHEST MOLE! ABORT!

As promised, here are some hi-res versions so you can analyse her skin texture. This shot has a pleasingly amateur feel.


How Not To Apply Photoshop Effects

You can make out where the tendons join the bone.


Diving into a sea of internet harassment

Hopefully this will conclude our coverage, as we're already bored of looking at her piggy face.