She has accepted the EA pound to promote forthcoming music game for underachieving children "Boogie Superstar." Hopefully there will be a press event for "bloggers" which we will get invited to.
We could look into her eyes and easily lie about liking this game, were it to lead to anything of a romance nature. We'd even wank off her brother if it meant getting within lunging/grabbing distance.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. TOMB RAIDER GIRL IN LATE NIGHT HOTEL CORRIDOR SPYC... SONIC MERCHANDISE IS NOW IRONIC :( PHIL HARRISON CELEBRATES THE PHIL HARRISON YEARS ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00035 Wii APPEARS ON OUR RADAR FOR SEVERAL SECONDS SHIT. CAN ANYONE LEND US A PS3? THINGS SEGA DID FIRST AND BEST: LOCAL CHAT THE URBAN THING WAS ACCEPTABLE IN 2D ALAN DOREE RELAUNCHING KIKIZO.COM
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.