Even if the magical price cut and introduction of an even worse version of the hardware boosts sales by, say, 178 percent, it'll still be LAST BY A FUCKING MILE. JOY OF JOYS! TYRANNY HAS ENDED!
AMERICAN HARDWARE SALES FIGURES FOR SEPTEMBER 2007360: 527,000
Wii: 501,000
DS: 495,000
PSP: 284,000
PS2: 215,000
PS3: 119,000
GBA: 75,000
Sony will finish in third place this console generation, beaten by a PC that breaks all the time and a child's toy. The mighty have fallen - TO DEATH!
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. STOP THE INTERNET: SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS ANNOUNCED! THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... A MAN IN NEW ZEALAND HAS A SEGA BAG WHAT'S EMILY BOOTH UP TO LATELY? SOME PEOPLE BOUGHT A PS3 LAST WEEK SOME VERY UNFORTUNATE SONIC POETRY SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT EXPLAINING IT EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABO... ANOTHER FAILED SONY FORMAT STRIPPED FROM BARGAIN B...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.