At least Mario has a spazzy lobster claw for a hand. Sonic is still best in one way.
MAN IN GERMANY SAYS: "While visiting Leipzig recently, I saw Mario and Sonic TOGETHER. They were CROSS PROMOTING that awful Mario and Sonic Olympics game. It made me sad to watch the screen and see them racing against each other. Even worse was that they'd made the game totally unrealistic by allowing Sonic to actually lose. At one point Sonic was being beaten in the 100m sprint by FAT FUCK Mario and a stupid giant lizard thing! Sorry about the poor light quality on the picture, I was too upset to operate the flash. Mike."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! RESISTANCE FALL OF MAN FINDS ITS PLACE PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR LEIPZIG RUMBL... CREAM THE RABBIT, OPEN-MOUTHED AND READY EXCLUSIVE: SONIC'S MOBILE PHONE REVEALED THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... IN2GAMES HAS HAD AN IDEA ALL OF ITS OWN! LOADS OF SEGA SATURN GAME ADVERTS IMAGINE PLAYING STREET FIGHTER II ON A MOBILE PHONE RACE SONIC AND HIS BUDDY, TAILS!
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.