This is the greatest case of a cloud having a silver lining ever. He actually said these words in this exact order:
"Actually, because the number of units sold was not as high as we hoped, the loss was better than our original expectation" - Nobuyuki Oneda, Sony Japan
Amazing. Literally amazing. Actually, visibly and physically amazing. Amazing to the foundations of the core.
And so it came to pass.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA EUROPE HAS A FLICKR ACCOUNT METAL GEAR SOLID GAY SEX SHAME THE CLOTHES PEOPLE WORE IN 1993 WE HAVE OFFICIALLY APPOINTED A NEW ENEMY SEGA BOOTH GIRL PHOTOS FROM THE ATEI SHOW NINTENDOLAND HAS ALSO FALLEN INTO DISREPAIR DEEP INSIDE SEGA WORLD, IN 1999 THE 1991/1992 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG YEARBOOK SONY'S ADVERTISING PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.