If closely analysing a child's toy for signs of primary and secondary sexual organs is wrong, we don't want to be right.
These photos were submitted by a reader. It is not us that has the plastic toy armpit fetish.
And one with the flash, just in case using the flash shows up any additional detail, like, say, nipples.
And a close-up with the flash, just in case this shows up any nipples. It would appear Eidos has vetoed nipples :(
Still no nipples. Not even the outline of a bra. This is rubbish.
Nice toe definition.
Labels: GONZO
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC PASTA SHAPES - UK VERSION REVEALED! TODAY'S UPDATE IS JUST A COUPLE OF PHOTOGRAPHS SONY'S AMAZINGLY SEXIST INDIAN PS2 ADVERTS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DADDIES SAUCE A MAN SAW EMILY BOOTH ON XLEAGUE.TV FORZA 2 CAR COMPO - THE WINNERS! FORZA 2 UKR CAR COMPO - THE MADLY-SKILLED SECOND A... FORZA 2 CAR COMPO - HIGHLY COMMENDED FORZA 2 UKR CAR COMPO - THE LOSERS
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.