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NOW THEY'VE UPSET JESUS!
We were slightly worried when we saw the headline "Church Calls for Resistance Ban" but it's nothing to do with us, oh no. It's Sony again. Now the Lord Jesus is pissed off that they have used one of his places of worship - Manchester Cathedral, in their disappointing and under-achieving launch title Resistance: Fall of Man. "I think they are going to be in for a surprise because we are not going to let this one go," said Canon Paul Denby, Manchester Cathedral Subdean and Administrator. We don't know what plan of action the world's 2.1 billion Christians have in mind but it should be an easy fight against only 300 million PlayStation owners. We asked Jesus for a comment but he was too busy playing Gears of War.

MORE LINKS, FOR THE PURPOSES OF RUBBING IT IN:
  • The Sun Online - News: Playstation bloodbath is 'sick'

  • Church threatens legal action over PS3 game

  • Church of England calls Sony computer game sacrilegious

  • Church of England Calls Sony Game 'Sick'

  • Cathedral row over video war game

  • Cathedral shootout game under fire - CNN.com

  • Church of England Calls Sony Game 'Sick'

  • Church legal threat over 'sick and sacrilegious' PlayStation game set in Manchester

  • Church attacks Sony over video game

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