So now, instead of pressing a button to make the thing you want to happen happen immediately, you wave the controller to maybe make the thing you want to happen happen, or to perhaps make something else happen that you didn't want to happen at all. Thanks for ruining all our games with your stupid new idea for women and the elderly that everyone's copying, Nintendo!
Game-breaking nonsense. As long as there's an option to 'MAKE IT BE LIKE DREAMCAST' it'll probably be OK.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A MAN'S ESSAY ABOUT RACISM IN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS MADE THAT'S FUNNY AND A... BOURNEMOUTH SEGA PARK - NOW A SOULLESS WASTELAND HEAR THE ACTUAL VOICE OF RICHARD JACQUES WE WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME... MORE BORING SEGA-RELATED PHOTOS WE'VE BEEN SENT SELLING A PS3 IS ACTUALLY AGAINST THE LAW THE 'WHAT'S SEGA ABOUT THIS?' QUIZ
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.