We should just give it 10/10 now and have done with it. But that wouldn't be any fun, would it?
Great to have it back. Like the first prescription beaker of methadone in the morning. More totally unnecessarily over-the-top drugs analogies soon.
THE UK:R OUTRUN 2006 PLAN OF ACTION:
Uploading loads of PSP screenshots Taking the piss out of GamesTM's review Uploading loads of Xbox screenshots A bullet-pointed review of all three versions (PC excluded due to not ever being able to make PC games load/work/look good) Homoerotic Flag Man "bear" fan fiction
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MICROSOFT IS PUTTING A PC IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF BOX WARNING! FAKE "CHEESE" MERCHANDISE IN CIRCULATION EVEN OUR OWN POPUPS ARE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF US NOW "WE GOT SHITFACED AND LEFT THE DS STYLUS IN THE PU... THE "H" TO THE "H" TO THE "G" TO THE "L" AND SO ON... GIZMONDO SHOP BOARDED UP AS GOD INTENDED NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO LAUNCH OUR PS3 LIES... DO WE LIKE JAPAN OR NOT THIS WEEK? OUTRUN 2006 COAST TO COAST INTERVIEW -- IN WHICH W...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.