See how Gunstar Heroes only got a six! Recoil in horror at the Edge collective only thinking Saturn Sega Rally was an eight! Laugh a bit then feel sad about Virtua Cop being given seven! Feel SICK TO THE FUCKING CORE at Virtua Fighter 4 only getting a FUCKING SEVEN as well! It's all in there. It's all shameful.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EXCLUSIVE SCREENS! KING KONG 2: LAS VEGAS RAMPAGE ... XBOX 360: OFFICIAL JAPANESE SALES UPDATE OUTRUN 2006 *ALREADY* IN THE CHARTS! NEW 2D SEGA GAME BY GUILTY GEAR TEAM! JAPANESE XBOX 360 LAUNCH A MASSIVE SUCCESS OUTRUN 2006 COAST 2 COAST *IS* COMING TO XBOX AS WELL OUTRUN2 COAST 2 COAST: CONFIRMED FOR PS2, PSP AND PC! NON-PIRATE SPREADS EVIL LIES ABOUT GAME PIRACY MAVIS BEACON TEACHES GUSSET TYPING THE SECOND-BEST PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL-TIME
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.