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By which we mean this is our last wankable picture of Sega's retrogame poster girl. We hope it keeps you going till Sega Ages: Gunstar Heroes comes out in February (click for larger image).

Bye bye, Rinko. They might take some more pictures of you when Sega Ages: Congo Bongo comes out next month, but by then you'll be too old to be Japanese and famous.

THIS is why Paris Hilton isn't selling any video games to us -- she's NOT A SPACE PRINCESS. She has clearly never been interviewed by Ulala, and we doubt she's even heard of the "Sega Joy Planet."